Travel – it is what keeps me going and most likely keeps you going if you’re reading this site. Some of my most cherished memories in my life have involved me visiting some new destination. Whether it be the unique cuisine, amazing architecture, wild nightlife or simply interacting with locals , the idea of flying, driving, taking a boat or hailing a train to a new setting is always exciting for yours truly.
But what happens when you visit a place and it absolutely sucks. Hey it happens from time to time. You know those cities you were really looking forward to checking out, only to depart them with a sigh and a promise to never come back.
Warning: If you live in or love one of these cities I apologize ahead of time, but they were a complete let down. Now while I am a complete travel obsessed individual, it does not mean I have to love every place on the planet. I believe that every traveler out there has a place or two that they did not find so fascinating after wandering through them. I like to call them “one and done” destinations, here are my top five.
1) Buffalo, New York: I start off with a city in my own home state. Did you know that Buffalo is the second most populous city in the state of New York? That’s because residents are stuck here from all the snow that falls on them nine and a half months out of the year. If you live in Buffalo you are not a New Yorker, you are Canadian lost along the border. I visited Buffalo in 2002 for 24 long grueling and ice cold hours.
2) Sacramento, California: I visited a friend who had moved to California’s capital city a few years back and well I have not seen him since. That’s because he is busy working out west and I have no intention of going back to Sac. Never have I been so bored with a major city. The nightlife was excruciatingly dull, so much so that for the first time ever, I went home before last call on my first night in a new city. Fortunately we only spent two days in this godforsaken city before driving two hours to Sacramento’s more enjoyable and lively neighbor San Francisco.
3) Philadelphia, Pennsylvania: Oh Philly, as much as I loathe you for some reason I keep coming back. It is like an abusive travel relationship. Only 90-minutes by car from my Brooklyn apartment is the streets of Philadelphia and while I do enjoy me some cheese steaks, this major U.S. locale is kind of lame. Maybe it is the jaded New Yorker in me that is spoiled by 4am last calls and an abundance of activities at every turn, but Philadelphia is just not happening. Yes there is the charming streets and cozy Rittenhouse Square, but that is about all I can think of that is lovely about the “City of Brotherly Love.” By the way I had mentioned I keep coming back here, but technically it is to see concerts in Camden, New Jersey and Philly is the closest place to get a hotel.
4) Cancun, Mexico: Ay Carumba! How I hated my time spent in Cancun. While Mexico offers some amazing places to check out (i.e. Mexico City, Puerto Vallarta and Cabo), this super touristy city filled with obnoxious college kids and tacky chain restaurants is just not one of them. Now granted I did only come here once time back in 1999, but from what I have read, seen online and have been told my recent visitors, it is basically the same annoyingly loud and cookie cutter spring break destination that I spent seven long hot and thankfully drunk days in over a decade ago.
5) Rome, Italy: This one is sure to ruffle a few feathers, especially among Italophiles, but I came, I saw and I do not plan on going back to the Eternal City again. I spent a few weeks back in 2008 going around Italy and while it was neat to see the ruins up close, Rome just came off to me as a let down compared to cooler Italian cities like Florene and Venice.
Maybe I am wrong. Maybe my time in these five cities was spent focusing on the wrong attractions, restaurants, cafes, bars or parks. Maybe I was in a bad mood. Or maybe this is what makes travel so interesting. On one hand you a person can visit a place, have a hell of a time and go back over and over again. Meanwhile someone else can show up to the same place and swear they will never step foot inside the city limits of that particular destination again as long as they live.

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